6/5/24

 I worked outside today. I was out for at least 6 hours before it started to thunder. My lazy coworkers were at my side. Theo, the rabbit was snuggled under a bush close by after eating my mums. He was fat and happy.

My per diem work got cancelled for next week. That’s ok. It frees up how I will spend my weekend 😊, always a bright side.

Why is Jiminy so cute? He is perfectly imperfect! He enjoyed being outside today.

Ethan found a baby red winged black bird. It was learning how to fly. It kept hopping around Ethan. The parents were chirping at the baby warning it how dangerous Ethan was. 

Paul came home and was telling me about a micro learning he is doing for his work about “shift shafts”. I made him say it again. Seriously? Who named this part in the car? I find the names of car parts hilarious and sometimes inappropriate. Dump valve, crank shaft, black box, bleed nipple…I mean really?

We laughed about the ridiculousness of the shift shaft’s name. Maybe it was just me laughing. I thought it could be another name for a certain piece of anatomy on men.

You really have to enunciate the words and pause in between each word. It makes it an awkward name.

Either way, you can bet your lucky stars I worked the words “shift shaft” into any conversation I could for the rest of the night. I also want to remind everyone I have the maturity level of a 7th grade boy. I turned it into a verb, “I am going to shift shaft off to bed!”.

I shift shafted into my pj’s and then time to shift shaft to sleep.💤