Paul was getting ready for work this morning and was in just his underwear. He had a large 4 -5 inch rip along the seem where the underwear was coming unattached from the waist band.
He was slightly bent over, causing skin to be exposed in the gap. I walked over to him and gave a good tug and about ripped those underwear in half.
“It looks like those ones have a hole in them.” I said in a monotone voice
His bare butt hanging out he said “oh come on!”
“YOU oh come on….those underwear are past their expiration date. Why would you even put those on?” I asked.
He removed and replaced them and said….”I will just put these in the dirty clothes.” He was joking.
“THROW THEM OUT!” I said.
I do excessively rip any socks or underwear with holes in them because both he and Ethan will continue to wear them and fish them out of the garbage if I don’t make them completely unwearable!
Moe is having an adjustment period from not camping. He does like being outside all day. I would even let him stay outside all day if he didn’t bite people when they come into our yard….the ONLY way he stays outside unsupervised is if I tie him out in a place that he can’t bite anyone….which is in direct sightline of my desk in the house.
This is the look I get daily when he wants to be tied out and Mom says “No!”.
Sarah and I had a date tonight. We met out for dinner and then went to a store to pick up some things for a party she is having this weekend. It was a very nice date. We chatted and laughed. She asked our waiter for extra bread. It took a little bit for the waiter to bring them out. She had faith in him, I did not. Luckily, for his own good, he brought them out in a to go bag and I made sure to reflect our gratitude in his tip. Sarah was so happy. A happy Sarah means a happy Patti.
I also got a margarita. It was so good.
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