12/4/25

 I woke up this morning excited for my shopping weekend, which started today. Nope! My brain played an evil trick on me when I realized it was Thursday instead of Friday.  What a jerk my brain is!

It is my karma being served to me. Last night Paul used the bathroom and I slipped a plastic baby into his wine glass. He was sipping away at his wine for about 30 minutes until the plastic baby touched his lips. He had a grandiose and hysterical reaction. The best part was that I was on autopilot when I did it and had forgotten all about it. Yep! I guess I deserved the trick my brain played on me. 

I like to make sure Paul is always on his toes. It keeps him young. I don’t want to be married to an old fart! 💨 who has time for that.

I caught Moe sleeping today with his tongue out. I wondered if humans did this. I am certain it is only someone with an XY chromosome would have this happen. It isn’t very lady like to do this as a lady. Of a lady did do this…..deny deny deny!

Although it is a little bit cute!

Paul asked me on a date tonight. My plastic baby in the wine glass trick worked. We went to Margaritas. On our way there, we saw multiple fire trucks from multiple locations at the KFC. There was a ladder truck with the ladder extended to the roof.  Oh my!

After dinner, there was no fire trucks and the open sign was glaringly obvious from the road. Must not have been too bad.

I decided to go to bed early due to my tequila consumption.